There's no place like home!

(Source: e-spad, via cutiepye)

rubthatglitterandgreasearound:

YES. YES. YES. YES. YES.

(Source: homofiction, via cutiepye)

Reasons I’m single:

  • I’m ugly
  • I’m awkward
  • Nobody gets my humour
  • I’m awkward
  • I screw up everything good in my life lol
  • I’m ugly
  • I’m awkward
  • I can’t find anyone to like me
  • I’m weird
  • I waste my whole life on the internet
  • I like fictional homos

(via cutiepye)

A very poor attempt.

So, I feel pretty bad that I rarely never make any original posts on tumblr. I, for some reason, think I have somehow failed. Yet I feel as though what ever I write would be trite, boring nonsense.

I am typing this, however brief and silly it may be, to try to make up for the lack of posts I create. I do hope you enjoy or simply tolerate this piece of trite nonsense.

Sincerely yours,
Stef 

katie-monster:

likeyoudontevenknow:

dailylolpic:

Do it, man. It’ll be awesome.

this app completely replaces me ;_;

Sudden memories of being 14 and invincible.

katie-monster:

likeyoudontevenknow:

dailylolpic:

Do it, man. It’ll be awesome.

this app completely replaces me ;_;

Sudden memories of being 14 and invincible.

(via emmingway)

Parenting, you’re doing it right.

cutiepye:

spencerthecreator:

icannotevenwilliamshatner:

Yesterday I was walking through the shopping centre and I heard a woman say “do you want to play Skyrim with mummy tonight?” to her son (who was about 8?). And he jumped up and down and yelled “FUS RO DAH!”

Give that woman a fucking medal!

lol

I think I have a new role model.

emmingway:

gpoy

My life in a nutshell…

emmingway:

gpoy

My life in a nutshell…

(Source: heardtheworldtoday)

Oh. My. Musical God. cutiepye:

I CAN’T EVEN.

Oh. My. Musical God. 
cutiepye
:

I CAN’T EVEN.

(Source: awesomephilia)

“This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via excitementanddisbelief)

(Source: futilitycloset.com, via cutiepye)